1 00:00:01,827 --> 00:00:04,787 [dramatic music] 2 00:00:04,830 --> 00:00:07,833 ♪ 3 00:00:07,877 --> 00:00:08,921 - Come here. 4 00:00:08,965 --> 00:00:11,794 Son of a... Get back here. 5 00:00:11,837 --> 00:00:13,665 [grunting] 6 00:00:13,709 --> 00:00:15,015 No, don't--don't-- all right, all right. 7 00:00:15,058 --> 00:00:16,842 No, wait! Don't you-- 8 00:00:16,886 --> 00:00:18,322 I-I've got-- 9 00:00:18,366 --> 00:00:20,107 I've... 10 00:00:20,150 --> 00:00:22,283 Got... 11 00:00:22,326 --> 00:00:25,764 [grunting] 12 00:00:25,808 --> 00:00:26,765 Ha! 13 00:00:26,809 --> 00:00:31,161 I got you. I-- 14 00:00:31,205 --> 00:00:32,249 - Talk to me, goose. 15 00:00:32,293 --> 00:00:33,381 - [screams] 16 00:00:33,424 --> 00:00:34,599 - Goose? 17 00:00:34,643 --> 00:00:35,774 - Yeah, I'm--I'm maverick. Get it? 18 00:00:35,818 --> 00:00:36,775 - No. 19 00:00:36,819 --> 00:00:38,647 - "tower, this is ghost rider 20 00:00:38,690 --> 00:00:42,129 Requesting a flyby"? 21 00:00:42,172 --> 00:00:44,000 You know, it kind of takes the fun out of things 22 00:00:44,044 --> 00:00:45,132 If I have to explain it. 23 00:00:45,175 --> 00:00:46,437 - Oh, I can see how that could happen. 24 00:00:46,481 --> 00:00:47,656 - Right. 25 00:00:47,699 --> 00:00:49,353 Did you find grant's flask? 26 00:00:49,397 --> 00:00:51,747 - Sort of. There's just, um... 27 00:00:51,790 --> 00:00:52,748 One thing. 28 00:00:52,791 --> 00:00:54,097 [blam!] 29 00:00:54,141 --> 00:00:55,794 - One? Try hundreds. 30 00:00:55,838 --> 00:00:57,318 Hundreds and hundreds of things. 31 00:00:57,361 --> 00:00:59,798 [blam!] Agh! 32 00:00:59,842 --> 00:01:01,626 We're looking for a flask 33 00:01:01,670 --> 00:01:03,237 At a civil war reenactment. 34 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:06,022 A place where all flasks go to die. 35 00:01:06,066 --> 00:01:08,938 A world where everyone has a flask. 36 00:01:08,981 --> 00:01:10,070 [cannon blasts] 37 00:01:10,113 --> 00:01:11,854 - Hey, that sounds like cannon fire. 38 00:01:11,897 --> 00:01:13,508 - Brilliant. There's that college education 39 00:01:13,551 --> 00:01:14,726 Rearing its head. 40 00:01:14,770 --> 00:01:16,467 What do you want, and why did you call me? 41 00:01:16,511 --> 00:01:18,034 - Oh, right. Urgent. 42 00:01:18,078 --> 00:01:19,253 Do you know where Artie keeps 43 00:01:19,296 --> 00:01:21,211 The tiny little marshmallows? 44 00:01:21,255 --> 00:01:22,473 'cause he won't tell me. 45 00:01:22,517 --> 00:01:24,736 [laughing] like he needs marshmallows, right? 46 00:01:24,780 --> 00:01:25,737 - Hey, Pete? 47 00:01:25,781 --> 00:01:26,956 - Yeah. 48 00:01:26,999 --> 00:01:29,350 Yeah, you know, that Artie. 49 00:01:29,393 --> 00:01:31,395 He's--he's looking pretty good these days, 50 00:01:31,439 --> 00:01:32,918 Don't you think? 51 00:01:32,962 --> 00:01:35,399 - It's all the exercise I get chasing artifacts 52 00:01:35,443 --> 00:01:37,445 Without any help. 53 00:01:37,488 --> 00:01:39,142 Ahh...Ahh... 54 00:01:39,186 --> 00:01:40,839 Ah-choo! Sorry. I'm sorry. 55 00:01:40,883 --> 00:01:42,885 - Oh, man, Artie. [artifact buzzing] 56 00:01:42,928 --> 00:01:44,887 That cold sounds like it's getting worse. 57 00:01:44,930 --> 00:01:45,888 You should be resting. 58 00:01:45,931 --> 00:01:47,585 - It's a very good idea, resting. 59 00:01:47,629 --> 00:01:49,109 If only I were paying somebody to help me 60 00:01:49,152 --> 00:01:50,501 With this kind of thing. 61 00:01:50,545 --> 00:01:52,286 - I know, right? Well, Claudia'll be back soon. 62 00:01:52,329 --> 00:01:53,504 - Yeah. [artifact buzzing] 63 00:01:53,548 --> 00:01:55,593 [Artie grunting] 64 00:01:55,637 --> 00:01:56,638 [artifact buzzing] 65 00:01:56,681 --> 00:01:57,900 Who made this thing? 66 00:01:57,943 --> 00:01:58,857 - Tch. 67 00:01:58,901 --> 00:02:00,424 [intercom buzzes] 68 00:02:00,468 --> 00:02:02,861 [buzzing continues] 69 00:02:02,905 --> 00:02:05,081 - Talk to me, goose. 70 00:02:05,125 --> 00:02:06,126 - Huh? 71 00:02:06,169 --> 00:02:08,519 - What, did no one see top gun? 72 00:02:08,563 --> 00:02:10,565 - Pete, there's someone here to meet you. 73 00:02:10,608 --> 00:02:12,175 - Oh, yeah. Sorry, Leena. 74 00:02:12,219 --> 00:02:14,830 I'm kinda busy right now. 75 00:02:14,873 --> 00:02:16,962 - She says she's your ex-wife, Pete. 76 00:02:17,006 --> 00:02:18,094 [ominous chord] 77 00:02:18,138 --> 00:02:20,575 - Ah-choo! 78 00:02:20,618 --> 00:02:21,576 Pete? 79 00:02:21,619 --> 00:02:24,579 [mysterious music] 80 00:02:24,622 --> 00:02:32,587 ♪ 81 00:02:32,630 --> 00:02:33,631 - Hey, Myka. 82 00:02:33,675 --> 00:02:35,329 - 27 hours to dubai. 83 00:02:35,372 --> 00:02:36,721 I'm back. 84 00:02:36,765 --> 00:02:38,723 And I know, I know that I should've gone 85 00:02:38,767 --> 00:02:39,985 To the Warehouse first, but-- 86 00:02:40,029 --> 00:02:41,117 - Myka. - I needed b&b and my bed. 87 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,249 - Myk-- 88 00:02:42,292 --> 00:02:45,730 - How did this even get to dubai anyway? 89 00:02:45,774 --> 00:02:48,603 I mean, it's not like dubai looks like dakota 90 00:02:48,646 --> 00:02:50,474 On the packing slip, okay? 91 00:02:50,518 --> 00:02:51,736 And--[sniffs] is that me? 92 00:02:51,780 --> 00:02:53,738 Oh, my god, I smell. I smell, don't I? 93 00:02:53,782 --> 00:02:54,957 Okay, so shower. 94 00:02:55,000 --> 00:02:56,741 Shower and then nap and then Warehouse. 95 00:02:56,785 --> 00:03:00,745 - But Myka, I have somebody that I'd like you to meet. 96 00:03:00,789 --> 00:03:02,878 Myka, this is amanda. 97 00:03:06,186 --> 00:03:07,926 - Amanda Lattimer. Nice to meet you. 98 00:03:07,970 --> 00:03:09,014 - Hi. 99 00:03:09,058 --> 00:03:11,321 Oh, it's--it's so nice to meet you. 100 00:03:11,365 --> 00:03:12,409 I'm Myka Bering. 101 00:03:12,453 --> 00:03:14,324 Amanda Lattimer. 102 00:03:14,368 --> 00:03:16,587 Well, you're not Pete's... 103 00:03:16,631 --> 00:03:18,589 [laughs nervously] ...Mom. 104 00:03:18,633 --> 00:03:20,896 And you're not his sister, 'cause his sister-- 105 00:03:20,939 --> 00:03:22,637 But are you-- are you his cousin? 106 00:03:22,680 --> 00:03:24,595 - No, no. I'm not his cousin. 107 00:03:24,639 --> 00:03:25,814 And I'll be changing the name. 108 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:28,947 I'm his-- [door slams] 109 00:03:28,991 --> 00:03:33,038 - Amanda. 110 00:03:33,082 --> 00:03:35,302 Amanda. And--and-- 111 00:03:35,345 --> 00:03:37,391 And Myka, you're back. 112 00:03:37,434 --> 00:03:38,870 And--and you guys-- 113 00:03:38,914 --> 00:03:40,568 [tensely] You guys have met. 114 00:03:40,611 --> 00:03:42,657 Ohhh, that's great. 115 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:45,268 - Well, amanda new-last-name 116 00:03:45,312 --> 00:03:47,270 Was just telling me that she's your 117 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:49,533 Not-cousin. 118 00:03:49,577 --> 00:03:50,839 - She's not. 119 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:51,840 [chuckles] That's right. 120 00:03:51,883 --> 00:03:54,756 Um, amanda, Myka's... 121 00:03:54,799 --> 00:03:56,540 Probably really tired, and-- 122 00:03:56,584 --> 00:03:57,846 - No, I'm fine. I'm-- 123 00:03:57,889 --> 00:03:59,151 - [sniffs] needs to shower. 124 00:03:59,195 --> 00:04:00,457 - What? 125 00:04:00,501 --> 00:04:02,198 - So let's, uh, step over this way, shall we? 126 00:04:02,242 --> 00:04:03,330 - But I-I would-- 127 00:04:03,373 --> 00:04:04,679 - Oh, here we go. Look at this room. 128 00:04:04,722 --> 00:04:05,984 - I would-- 129 00:04:06,028 --> 00:04:07,682 I would just like to properly welcome your-- 130 00:04:07,725 --> 00:04:08,987 [doors slam] 131 00:04:09,031 --> 00:04:10,989 That's rude. 132 00:04:11,033 --> 00:04:12,077 Okay, spill. 133 00:04:12,121 --> 00:04:13,470 - So what are you doing 134 00:04:13,514 --> 00:04:15,342 In the middle of south dakota, marine? 135 00:04:15,385 --> 00:04:17,953 - Oh, uh, I got-- I got reassigned. 136 00:04:17,996 --> 00:04:19,346 - Reassigned. - Mm-hmm. 137 00:04:19,389 --> 00:04:21,391 - Here, from d.C. Mm-hmm. 138 00:04:21,435 --> 00:04:23,306 That's a punishment. What'd you do this time? 139 00:04:23,350 --> 00:04:24,612 - No, no, no, no. No, no. 140 00:04:24,655 --> 00:04:25,830 - Oh, please. - No, I-- 141 00:04:25,874 --> 00:04:26,831 No, I didn't do anything. 142 00:04:26,875 --> 00:04:28,093 - Mm-hmm. - Well, no, wait. 143 00:04:28,137 --> 00:04:29,443 I--that's-- let me-- 144 00:04:29,486 --> 00:04:31,880 I did something, but it was a good thing, okay? 145 00:04:31,923 --> 00:04:33,273 That's why I'm here. 146 00:04:33,316 --> 00:04:34,883 - Whatever it was, I'm sure it wasn't intentional. 147 00:04:34,926 --> 00:04:35,927 - Uh, no, it wa-- 148 00:04:35,971 --> 00:04:37,320 It's a--it was-- it's a promotion. 149 00:04:37,364 --> 00:04:38,713 - A promotion to "you-nee-ville." 150 00:04:38,756 --> 00:04:39,975 - "uhn-eh-ville." 151 00:04:40,018 --> 00:04:41,150 And what are you doing in univille, anyway? 152 00:04:41,193 --> 00:04:42,586 - Oh. 153 00:04:42,630 --> 00:04:45,981 [laughs] Oh. 154 00:04:46,024 --> 00:04:48,592 I found something that belongs to you. 155 00:04:52,074 --> 00:04:53,945 - Shut it. 156 00:04:53,989 --> 00:04:56,992 Whoo-hoo-hoo! 157 00:04:57,035 --> 00:04:59,473 legendmakers, first edition? 158 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:00,952 Ha, ha, ha! 159 00:05:00,996 --> 00:05:02,302 - Okay, how do you do that? 160 00:05:02,345 --> 00:05:03,912 And just like that, you're a 12-year-old boy. 161 00:05:03,955 --> 00:05:05,174 - Ohhh. 162 00:05:05,217 --> 00:05:07,002 I never thought that I would see this again. 163 00:05:07,045 --> 00:05:08,699 [smooches] 164 00:05:08,743 --> 00:05:10,788 Thank you, thank you, thank you. 165 00:05:10,832 --> 00:05:11,920 - Okay. 166 00:05:11,963 --> 00:05:14,357 - Ah, man. 167 00:05:14,401 --> 00:05:17,360 - Anyway, so I should, um-- 168 00:05:17,404 --> 00:05:19,188 I should go. 169 00:05:19,231 --> 00:05:21,843 - Yeah? - Yeah. 170 00:05:21,886 --> 00:05:24,715 - Okay. - Okay. 171 00:05:24,759 --> 00:05:27,109 - Hey, amanda. - Yeah? 172 00:05:27,152 --> 00:05:30,504 - Are you gonna tell me why you're really here? 173 00:05:30,547 --> 00:05:33,855 [tender music] 174 00:05:33,898 --> 00:05:35,770 - It's disconcerting how well we know each other, 175 00:05:35,813 --> 00:05:39,600 Isn't it? 176 00:05:39,643 --> 00:05:42,994 Um... 177 00:05:43,038 --> 00:05:46,302 I'm getting remarried. 178 00:05:46,346 --> 00:05:48,217 - W-wow. 179 00:05:48,260 --> 00:05:50,001 Remarried? 180 00:05:50,045 --> 00:05:51,960 That's awesome. That's amaz-- 181 00:05:52,003 --> 00:05:53,091 That's terrific. 182 00:05:53,135 --> 00:05:54,092 - Thanks. 183 00:05:54,136 --> 00:05:55,355 - Congratulations. 184 00:05:55,398 --> 00:05:56,791 So when is the wedding? 185 00:05:56,834 --> 00:05:58,836 - Tomorrow, actually. - It's tomorrow! 186 00:05:58,880 --> 00:06:00,577 That's--oh, that's-- 187 00:06:00,621 --> 00:06:01,709 Tomorrow. 188 00:06:01,752 --> 00:06:02,884 - I would've told you sooner, 189 00:06:02,927 --> 00:06:04,407 But apparently, I have to get clearance 190 00:06:04,451 --> 00:06:05,669 To talk to my ex-husband now. 191 00:06:05,713 --> 00:06:07,802 You have no idea the kind of governmental hoops 192 00:06:07,845 --> 00:06:09,020 I had to jump through to get here. 193 00:06:09,064 --> 00:06:11,893 - You know what? I don't know if I can... 194 00:06:11,936 --> 00:06:13,851 Get away on such short notice. 195 00:06:13,895 --> 00:06:16,680 - Oh, sorry, Pete. I, um-- 196 00:06:16,724 --> 00:06:19,814 I didn't come here to invite you. 197 00:06:19,857 --> 00:06:21,903 I came to get my grandfather's ring. 198 00:06:21,946 --> 00:06:23,208 - Oh. 199 00:06:23,252 --> 00:06:25,080 The ring. The ring, that's right. 200 00:06:25,123 --> 00:06:26,864 You know what? I still have that, don't I? 201 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:28,300 - I'm sorry. - No, no, no, no, no. 202 00:06:28,344 --> 00:06:30,912 No, please, I-- let me, uh-- 203 00:06:30,955 --> 00:06:32,740 It's, um-- it's upstairs. 204 00:06:32,783 --> 00:06:34,916 I'll go get it, okay? 205 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:38,093 [door opens] 206 00:06:44,142 --> 00:06:46,841 [eerie chords] 207 00:06:46,884 --> 00:06:51,411 [thrumming] 208 00:06:51,454 --> 00:06:53,325 [door opens] 209 00:06:53,369 --> 00:06:55,458 - Ah--ah-choo! 210 00:06:55,502 --> 00:06:57,460 - Bless you. 211 00:06:57,504 --> 00:06:59,375 - Oh. Oh, hi. 212 00:06:59,419 --> 00:07:00,420 Uh, sorry. 213 00:07:00,463 --> 00:07:03,205 I-I was just looking for-- 214 00:07:03,248 --> 00:07:04,598 Pete's wife. 215 00:07:04,641 --> 00:07:06,600 I mean, you're-- uh, ex-wife. 216 00:07:06,643 --> 00:07:08,950 Pete's ex-wife that we actually didn't know he had. 217 00:07:08,993 --> 00:07:11,213 - Just amanda would be fine. 218 00:07:11,256 --> 00:07:12,475 And you are? 219 00:07:12,519 --> 00:07:13,607 - [blows nose] oh, sorry. 220 00:07:13,650 --> 00:07:15,391 I'm, uh--I'm sorry. Ar--arthur. 221 00:07:15,435 --> 00:07:16,479 Artie. [stammers] 222 00:07:16,523 --> 00:07:17,828 You don't want to-- 223 00:07:17,872 --> 00:07:19,743 Uh, I-I was actually just looking 224 00:07:19,787 --> 00:07:21,179 For, um, Myka. 225 00:07:21,223 --> 00:07:22,703 I was looking--or Leena. Leena would do. 226 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:24,835 - How 'bout me? Would I do? 227 00:07:24,879 --> 00:07:26,750 - Oh, hi. [laughs] hi! 228 00:07:26,794 --> 00:07:28,752 He's--I wasn't-- 229 00:07:28,796 --> 00:07:29,840 I was looking for-- 230 00:07:29,884 --> 00:07:31,146 - Me! 231 00:07:31,189 --> 00:07:32,756 He was looking for me because I'm back. 232 00:07:32,800 --> 00:07:33,757 - Right, exactly. She's back. 233 00:07:33,801 --> 00:07:35,324 I wanted to welcome her back. 234 00:07:35,367 --> 00:07:36,891 - Well, now you've seen her. 235 00:07:36,934 --> 00:07:37,935 - Yeah. [chuckles] 236 00:07:37,979 --> 00:07:39,633 - You've seen her. She's seen you. 237 00:07:39,676 --> 00:07:40,808 Everybody's seen everybody. 238 00:07:40,851 --> 00:07:43,550 So now everybody is gonna go. 239 00:07:43,593 --> 00:07:44,681 Here we go. 240 00:07:44,725 --> 00:07:45,987 Out the do'. Buh-bye. 241 00:07:46,030 --> 00:07:46,988 So long. 242 00:07:47,031 --> 00:07:48,119 Atta boy. 243 00:07:48,163 --> 00:07:49,381 [clicking] 244 00:07:49,425 --> 00:07:51,122 [whirring] 245 00:07:51,166 --> 00:07:52,776 Nothing to see. Nothing to see. 246 00:07:52,820 --> 00:07:53,995 - All right, all right. 247 00:07:54,038 --> 00:07:55,823 - [whispering] married? You were married? 248 00:07:55,866 --> 00:07:56,998 - I don't believe you. 249 00:07:57,041 --> 00:07:58,826 Can't I have any privacy around here? 250 00:07:58,869 --> 00:08:00,001 And you-- - Me? 251 00:08:00,044 --> 00:08:01,045 - Sneaking around. 252 00:08:01,089 --> 00:08:02,090 - I'm not sneaking. 253 00:08:02,133 --> 00:08:03,526 There was no sneaking. Sneaking! 254 00:08:03,570 --> 00:08:05,354 - Married. I mean, how long-- 255 00:08:05,397 --> 00:08:06,660 - Okay, okay, okay. Show's over. 256 00:08:06,703 --> 00:08:07,748 - He is absolutely right. 257 00:08:07,791 --> 00:08:09,140 Myka, I am ashamed of you. 258 00:08:09,184 --> 00:08:10,490 Nosing around like that. 259 00:08:10,533 --> 00:08:12,883 This man--this man needs his privacy. 260 00:08:12,927 --> 00:08:15,538 Huh-huh. 261 00:08:15,582 --> 00:08:16,887 - Married. - Ah-choo! 262 00:08:16,931 --> 00:08:18,628 - Bless you. How could you not-- 263 00:08:18,672 --> 00:08:19,803 - Go. - What? 264 00:08:19,847 --> 00:08:22,719 - Upstairs, now. Go, go, go, go. 265 00:08:25,635 --> 00:08:28,333 [whirring and clicking] 266 00:08:32,599 --> 00:08:33,861 Sorry about that. 267 00:08:33,904 --> 00:08:36,254 They're, uh-- I was gonna say "butt pains," 268 00:08:36,298 --> 00:08:37,952 But okay. 269 00:08:37,995 --> 00:08:39,431 [sighs] 270 00:08:39,475 --> 00:08:41,259 Oh. 271 00:08:41,303 --> 00:08:44,741 Uh... 272 00:08:44,785 --> 00:08:46,482 So this is it, huh? 273 00:08:46,526 --> 00:08:50,399 Our, uh, our reason for seeing each other. 274 00:08:50,442 --> 00:08:53,750 - Well, I guess this is it. 275 00:08:53,794 --> 00:08:54,925 - Uh, look, amanda. 276 00:08:54,969 --> 00:08:56,013 You pretty much missed out 277 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:59,582 On the whole amends part of my life. 278 00:08:59,626 --> 00:09:00,801 I mean, not-- 279 00:09:00,844 --> 00:09:03,804 Not that you were exactly around, either. 280 00:09:03,847 --> 00:09:05,457 So I guess I-- 281 00:09:05,501 --> 00:09:06,546 I guess I never thought 282 00:09:06,589 --> 00:09:10,245 That I was gonna have to do this. 283 00:09:10,288 --> 00:09:11,594 [sighs] 284 00:09:11,638 --> 00:09:15,032 And now that I hear it out loud, it... 285 00:09:15,076 --> 00:09:19,863 Sounds like such a cop-out. 286 00:09:19,907 --> 00:09:22,692 The thing is, um, 287 00:09:22,736 --> 00:09:25,956 The reason that I never have... 288 00:09:26,000 --> 00:09:27,001 [sighs] 289 00:09:27,044 --> 00:09:28,350 Is because you're the hardest one 290 00:09:28,393 --> 00:09:31,396 To make amends to. 291 00:09:34,399 --> 00:09:37,968 I really screwed us up. 292 00:09:38,012 --> 00:09:41,493 Amanda, I'm sorry. 293 00:09:41,537 --> 00:09:44,671 - Thanks. 294 00:09:44,714 --> 00:09:45,889 And listen, Pete, it's-- 295 00:09:45,933 --> 00:09:47,630 It's water under the bridge. 296 00:09:47,674 --> 00:09:50,938 And I think everything worked out for the best. 297 00:09:52,940 --> 00:09:54,463 - I guess so. 298 00:09:54,506 --> 00:09:55,943 [goofy voice] Now what about this guy? 299 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,509 [both laugh] 300 00:09:57,553 --> 00:09:59,773 What's--it's not-- 301 00:09:59,816 --> 00:10:01,426 It's not anyone I know, is it? 302 00:10:01,470 --> 00:10:02,602 - Of course not. 303 00:10:02,645 --> 00:10:06,823 - Oh, god, thanks for that. 304 00:10:06,867 --> 00:10:08,782 He's the one, though, huh? 305 00:10:08,825 --> 00:10:10,697 - Yeah, he really is. 306 00:10:10,740 --> 00:10:11,872 I mean, not that you weren't. 307 00:10:11,915 --> 00:10:13,656 It's just-- it's different this time. 308 00:10:13,700 --> 00:10:16,877 You know, michael, he's sweet and charming-- 309 00:10:16,920 --> 00:10:18,139 - You had me at yes. Shhhht. 310 00:10:18,182 --> 00:10:19,706 So let's-- [makes creaking sound]-- 311 00:10:19,749 --> 00:10:21,882 Shut 'er down. 312 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:23,231 - Oh, I'm just-- I'm just excited 313 00:10:23,274 --> 00:10:24,232 About the wedding. 314 00:10:24,275 --> 00:10:25,363 - I know. 315 00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:26,974 - You know, fairy tale and castle. 316 00:10:27,017 --> 00:10:28,671 I mean, it's a rented castle in the poconos, 317 00:10:28,715 --> 00:10:30,412 But still. 318 00:10:30,455 --> 00:10:32,544 Um, I've been one of a few good men 319 00:10:32,588 --> 00:10:33,850 For a long time, 320 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:37,288 So I'm ready to just be a princess for a day. 321 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:39,639 - Well, you deserve it. 322 00:10:39,682 --> 00:10:42,642 The prince and the fairy tale. 323 00:10:47,864 --> 00:10:51,172 All of it. 324 00:10:58,788 --> 00:10:59,833 - [clears throat] 325 00:10:59,876 --> 00:11:01,965 [metal clinks] 326 00:11:05,752 --> 00:11:07,710 [clears throat] 327 00:11:11,845 --> 00:11:12,889 Thanks, Pete. 328 00:11:12,933 --> 00:11:16,632 - Yeah. 329 00:11:16,676 --> 00:11:19,853 Be happy, amanda. 330 00:11:19,896 --> 00:11:22,333 - I will be. 331 00:11:22,377 --> 00:11:25,336 [ominous music] 332 00:11:25,380 --> 00:11:32,953 ♪ 333 00:11:35,303 --> 00:11:36,347 - Well, why was she here? 334 00:11:36,391 --> 00:11:37,740 Alimony? 335 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:39,960 - Are you two striking up the band again, or... 336 00:11:40,003 --> 00:11:41,831 - What? No. She's getting remarried. 337 00:11:41,875 --> 00:11:43,833 - [together] what? Why didn't she just call? 338 00:11:43,877 --> 00:11:45,313 That doesn't make sense at all. 339 00:11:45,356 --> 00:11:46,967 - Stop. That's why I didn't tell you, okay? 340 00:11:47,010 --> 00:11:50,840 I don't want to talk about it. 341 00:11:53,930 --> 00:11:57,107 - [inaudible] 342 00:11:57,151 --> 00:11:58,761 - Ah... 343 00:11:58,805 --> 00:12:00,415 - Pete, you're-- you're right. 344 00:12:00,458 --> 00:12:02,025 - Ah-choo! - I'm sorry. 345 00:12:02,069 --> 00:12:03,940 Your private life is none of our business. 346 00:12:03,984 --> 00:12:06,682 We shouldn't have intruded. 347 00:12:06,726 --> 00:12:10,642 - [sniffs] 348 00:12:10,686 --> 00:12:12,644 You know... 349 00:12:12,688 --> 00:12:14,081 It wasn't just one thing. 350 00:12:14,124 --> 00:12:17,345 I mean, mostly, it was because we were... 351 00:12:17,388 --> 00:12:19,303 Just too young. 352 00:12:19,347 --> 00:12:22,306 Least, I was too young. 353 00:12:22,350 --> 00:12:24,918 Amanda was-- I mean, she was very driven. 354 00:12:24,961 --> 00:12:28,312 She always knew exactly what she wanted. 355 00:12:28,356 --> 00:12:31,141 It's what the marines call a-a hard charger. 356 00:12:31,185 --> 00:12:33,448 Oh, man. 357 00:12:33,491 --> 00:12:35,755 She was... 358 00:12:35,798 --> 00:12:36,843 [laughs] ...Amazing. 359 00:12:36,886 --> 00:12:39,802 I mean, of course she's a major now. 360 00:12:39,846 --> 00:12:43,371 And--and I... 361 00:12:43,414 --> 00:12:45,634 ...Was not amazing. 362 00:12:45,677 --> 00:12:47,941 I-I didn't know what I wanted, 363 00:12:47,984 --> 00:12:49,377 And I definitely wasn't ready 364 00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,771 For a lifetime commitment. 365 00:12:51,814 --> 00:12:53,860 I mean, not then. 366 00:12:53,903 --> 00:12:56,384 Now I-I just wonder. 367 00:12:56,427 --> 00:12:59,517 - If it could've worked? 368 00:12:59,561 --> 00:13:00,605 - Yeah. 369 00:13:00,649 --> 00:13:01,693 No. 370 00:13:01,737 --> 00:13:02,694 Maybe. 371 00:13:02,738 --> 00:13:03,783 No. 372 00:13:03,826 --> 00:13:05,349 - Uh, people? 373 00:13:05,393 --> 00:13:07,047 We have a problem. 374 00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:10,093 - One beehive, one bee. 375 00:13:18,188 --> 00:13:19,929 - We are missing the bee. 376 00:13:19,973 --> 00:13:22,671 I don't know what the bee does, 377 00:13:22,714 --> 00:13:23,977 But if it was in Warehouse 2, 378 00:13:24,020 --> 00:13:27,110 We can bet it was probably something bizarre 379 00:13:27,154 --> 00:13:28,155 And deadly. 380 00:13:28,198 --> 00:13:29,896 We'd better find it now. 381 00:13:29,939 --> 00:13:32,246 - Okay, look. I-I came in here. 382 00:13:32,289 --> 00:13:35,205 And I put the beehive right here. 383 00:13:35,249 --> 00:13:36,293 - Right, right. 384 00:13:36,337 --> 00:13:37,512 I remember because-- 385 00:13:37,555 --> 00:13:39,601 [gasps] 386 00:13:39,644 --> 00:13:40,602 - [snaps] 387 00:13:40,645 --> 00:13:41,646 You gasped. 388 00:13:41,690 --> 00:13:42,865 You rarely gasp. 389 00:13:42,909 --> 00:13:43,910 - Pete's right. Why did you gasp? 390 00:13:43,953 --> 00:13:45,912 - Leena? - Amanda. 391 00:13:45,955 --> 00:13:48,958 Amanda's bag was right there. 392 00:13:53,920 --> 00:13:56,879 - [sniffs] 393 00:13:56,923 --> 00:13:59,229 Pollen. 394 00:13:59,273 --> 00:14:02,798 If amanda somehow triggered the latch... 395 00:14:02,842 --> 00:14:05,366 Then the bee... 396 00:14:05,409 --> 00:14:08,238 Could've fallen right into-- 397 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,370 - No! 398 00:14:09,413 --> 00:14:11,372 No, no, no, no, no! 399 00:14:11,415 --> 00:14:14,897 An artifact did not fall into my ex-wife's bag 400 00:14:14,941 --> 00:14:19,554 On her way to her perfect fairy-tale wedding. 401 00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:20,598 No, that did not happen. 402 00:14:20,642 --> 00:14:23,645 - Artie's law of artifacts states 403 00:14:23,688 --> 00:14:27,823 The worst thing that can happen with an artifact 404 00:14:27,867 --> 00:14:29,956 Will happen with an artifact. 405 00:14:29,999 --> 00:14:31,958 - It's in amanda's bag. 406 00:14:32,001 --> 00:14:34,134 - Now you can panic. - [groans] 407 00:14:46,146 --> 00:14:49,105 [indistinct chatter] 408 00:14:49,149 --> 00:14:51,107 [cell phone rings] 409 00:14:51,151 --> 00:14:53,066 [ringing continues] 410 00:14:53,109 --> 00:14:56,721 [bee buzzes] 411 00:15:00,377 --> 00:15:01,335 - Amanda. 412 00:15:01,378 --> 00:15:02,336 [phone beeps off] 413 00:15:02,379 --> 00:15:03,598 Hey. 414 00:15:03,641 --> 00:15:06,035 - There's my future husband. 415 00:15:06,079 --> 00:15:07,080 [laughs] Hi. 416 00:15:07,123 --> 00:15:10,735 - Welcome back. I missed you. 417 00:15:10,779 --> 00:15:11,736 - I missed you, too. 418 00:15:11,780 --> 00:15:12,955 Oh, look, I got the ring. 419 00:15:12,999 --> 00:15:14,174 - Great. 420 00:15:14,217 --> 00:15:17,264 [bee buzzing] 421 00:15:17,307 --> 00:15:18,700 - Ow! 422 00:15:18,743 --> 00:15:21,485 - You all right? - Yeah, just... 423 00:15:21,529 --> 00:15:24,140 - Oh, there's the bride at last. 424 00:15:24,184 --> 00:15:26,664 And I need to talk to you about the caterer. 425 00:15:26,708 --> 00:15:28,710 I think he's a complete idiot. 426 00:15:28,753 --> 00:15:29,972 - Okay. 427 00:15:30,016 --> 00:15:33,976 Guess I'll see you at the altar. 428 00:15:34,020 --> 00:15:35,064 - Whew. 429 00:15:35,108 --> 00:15:39,068 [eerie music] 430 00:15:39,112 --> 00:15:40,374 [cannon blasts] 431 00:15:40,417 --> 00:15:42,071 [fife playing "battle hymn of the republic"] 432 00:15:42,115 --> 00:15:43,159 - Fire! 433 00:15:43,203 --> 00:15:45,466 [men shouting] 434 00:15:45,509 --> 00:15:47,250 [cannon blasts] 435 00:15:47,294 --> 00:15:48,382 - And after the whole hoopla 436 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:50,514 With the inter-dimensional space, 437 00:15:50,558 --> 00:15:52,995 I realized what I really wanted was to be a Warehouse agent. 438 00:15:53,039 --> 00:15:54,127 [horse whinnies] 439 00:15:54,170 --> 00:15:55,041 So what about you? 440 00:15:55,084 --> 00:15:56,129 What's your story? 441 00:15:56,172 --> 00:15:57,304 - You know my story. 442 00:15:57,347 --> 00:15:59,567 A.T.F., jimi hendrix' guitar, 443 00:15:59,610 --> 00:16:02,396 And the first time I saw Artie's eyebrows. 444 00:16:02,439 --> 00:16:04,354 - No, I mean, like, before all that. 445 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:07,183 - Well, before all that is the past. 446 00:16:07,227 --> 00:16:09,707 Which is where I'd like to keep it. 447 00:16:09,751 --> 00:16:11,448 - Oh, well, word of warning: 448 00:16:11,492 --> 00:16:12,797 At the Warehouse, 449 00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:14,799 The past doesn't always stay in the past. 450 00:16:14,843 --> 00:16:15,931 Literally. 451 00:16:15,975 --> 00:16:17,585 Did I mention we have a time machine? 452 00:16:17,628 --> 00:16:20,066 - [laughing] why doesn't that surprise me? 453 00:16:20,109 --> 00:16:21,067 Look, it isn't here. 454 00:16:21,110 --> 00:16:22,894 - [sighs] are you sure? 455 00:16:22,938 --> 00:16:25,027 - Silver flasks, gold flasks, wooden flasks, 456 00:16:25,071 --> 00:16:27,203 Flasks with flaps, flasks with knobs. 457 00:16:27,247 --> 00:16:29,379 - I get it. Lotta flasks. 458 00:16:29,423 --> 00:16:31,077 - Look, we've been through this trunk twice, 459 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:32,513 And none of them match the description, 460 00:16:32,556 --> 00:16:34,254 So why don't we just shut this whole shindig down? 461 00:16:34,297 --> 00:16:36,256 We'll flash badges, and we'll body-search 'til we find it. 462 00:16:36,299 --> 00:16:38,345 - Because that's not what we do. 463 00:16:38,388 --> 00:16:41,174 I mean, Warehouse agents, uh, we use stealth. 464 00:16:41,217 --> 00:16:42,653 We're stealthy. 465 00:16:42,697 --> 00:16:44,916 I mean, can you imagine how these nut jobs would react 466 00:16:44,960 --> 00:16:46,918 When they find out that somebody has ulysses s. Grant's flask? 467 00:16:46,962 --> 00:16:48,398 The guys are carrying real bayonets! 468 00:16:48,442 --> 00:16:50,183 - Exactly, and if one of them drinks from it, 469 00:16:50,226 --> 00:16:51,967 And he starts believing that he's fighting that war 470 00:16:52,011 --> 00:16:53,577 While he's carrying a bayonet, 471 00:16:53,621 --> 00:16:54,970 Artie said at the last reenactment-- 472 00:16:55,014 --> 00:16:56,276 - I know, the reenactor with the flask 473 00:16:56,319 --> 00:16:57,886 Went postal and stabbed two soldiers. 474 00:16:57,929 --> 00:16:59,061 I know, but we still use stealth. 475 00:16:59,105 --> 00:17:00,541 Just really, really fast stealth. 476 00:17:00,584 --> 00:17:04,240 - So then what's the plan, o stealthy one? 477 00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:06,286 - I--listen, I don't exactly have a-- 478 00:17:10,116 --> 00:17:12,640 Oh. 479 00:17:12,683 --> 00:17:14,033 [cannon blasts] 480 00:17:14,076 --> 00:17:16,165 [indistinct chatter] 481 00:17:16,209 --> 00:17:17,688 - Why do I feel like laverne? 482 00:17:17,732 --> 00:17:19,299 - Oh, no, you're not laverne. I'm laverne. 483 00:17:19,342 --> 00:17:21,301 You're shirley. 484 00:17:21,344 --> 00:17:23,172 - Oh, I am not shirley. 485 00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:31,311 - [on farnsworth] I've been doing a little digging 486 00:17:31,354 --> 00:17:32,921 To find--ah... Ah-choo! 487 00:17:32,964 --> 00:17:34,923 [sniff] uh, to find out what this beehive artifact 488 00:17:34,966 --> 00:17:36,272 Actually does. 489 00:17:36,316 --> 00:17:38,492 I'm a little rusty on my hieroglyphics, so-- 490 00:17:38,535 --> 00:17:40,102 And no age jokes, please. 491 00:17:40,146 --> 00:17:41,495 So it make take me a little time. 492 00:17:41,538 --> 00:17:43,845 - Okay, Artie, just-- just let us know. 493 00:17:43,888 --> 00:17:44,889 [Farnsworth beeps off] 494 00:17:48,415 --> 00:17:50,373 [birds chirping] 495 00:17:50,417 --> 00:17:51,809 - Wow. 496 00:17:51,853 --> 00:17:53,028 This is a lot nicer 497 00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,595 Than the "love me tender" chapel in vegas. 498 00:17:54,638 --> 00:17:55,726 - Oh, tell me you didn't. 499 00:17:55,770 --> 00:17:56,771 - Oh, yeah, yeah. 500 00:17:56,814 --> 00:17:58,120 - That is the dress. Oh, my gosh. 501 00:17:58,164 --> 00:18:00,122 - You were supposed to bring something blue. 502 00:18:00,166 --> 00:18:01,384 - Wait, wait, wait. 503 00:18:01,428 --> 00:18:02,864 - No, I was supposed to bring the garter. 504 00:18:02,907 --> 00:18:04,170 - No, I was supposed-- - You got it confused. 505 00:18:04,213 --> 00:18:06,346 - [whistles] 506 00:18:06,389 --> 00:18:07,956 Ow. 507 00:18:07,999 --> 00:18:11,699 - Oh, amanda, you look so beautiful. 508 00:18:11,742 --> 00:18:13,135 - This thing's getting worse. 509 00:18:13,179 --> 00:18:14,136 Look at that. 510 00:18:14,180 --> 00:18:15,311 - Oh, god, on your wedding day. 511 00:18:15,355 --> 00:18:19,185 - What did you do? - That looks awful. 512 00:18:19,228 --> 00:18:21,187 - Amanda... 513 00:18:21,230 --> 00:18:24,407 You poor thing. 514 00:18:24,451 --> 00:18:25,843 - I'll get you a band-aid. 515 00:18:25,887 --> 00:18:28,803 - Triple antibiotic. You need triple antibiotic. 516 00:18:28,846 --> 00:18:29,934 - Okay. 517 00:18:29,978 --> 00:18:31,501 - Ten-hut! 518 00:18:31,545 --> 00:18:33,112 [heels click] - Marines! 519 00:18:33,155 --> 00:18:35,026 - Major! 520 00:18:35,070 --> 00:18:36,071 [laughing] Amanda. 521 00:18:36,115 --> 00:18:37,551 - [laughs] 522 00:18:37,594 --> 00:18:39,118 - You look great, major. 523 00:18:39,161 --> 00:18:41,555 - I'm so glad you made it. 524 00:18:41,598 --> 00:18:42,817 - Sir, you look fantastic. 525 00:18:42,860 --> 00:18:45,167 - Oh, thanks, guys. [laughs] 526 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:46,429 - It's ma'am. 527 00:18:46,473 --> 00:18:48,257 - [laughs] 528 00:18:48,301 --> 00:18:50,781 So glad you guys are here. 529 00:18:50,825 --> 00:18:53,175 - You should sit down and rest, major. 530 00:18:53,219 --> 00:18:54,611 Put your feet up. 531 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:56,004 - [laughing] no, I'm okay, thanks. 532 00:18:56,047 --> 00:18:57,136 - You need to conserve your energy. 533 00:18:57,179 --> 00:18:58,920 - I'll get you a chair. 534 00:18:58,963 --> 00:19:03,142 - No, I'm good, guys. 535 00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:06,275 Excuse me. 536 00:19:06,319 --> 00:19:08,277 Pete-- uh, Myka, right? 537 00:19:08,321 --> 00:19:09,496 What are you doing here? 538 00:19:09,539 --> 00:19:11,454 - Wow. 539 00:19:11,498 --> 00:19:13,717 You--you--you look-- 540 00:19:13,761 --> 00:19:15,197 Wow. [laughs] 541 00:19:15,241 --> 00:19:18,026 - Amanda, we're really sorry to intrude, 542 00:19:18,069 --> 00:19:19,288 But, uh-- 543 00:19:19,332 --> 00:19:23,118 - We have a little problem. 544 00:19:23,162 --> 00:19:25,033 [eerie music] 545 00:19:25,076 --> 00:19:28,428 Um, can we talk to you for a minute? 546 00:19:40,091 --> 00:19:41,789 - So what's with the parade? 547 00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,747 Is this what happens when you become an officer? 548 00:19:43,791 --> 00:19:44,792 - It's the bridal party. 549 00:19:44,835 --> 00:19:46,228 Marines take their job seriously. 550 00:19:46,272 --> 00:19:48,448 - I was a marine. I was never a stalker. 551 00:19:48,491 --> 00:19:50,624 - Okay, is there somewhere we can talk privately? 552 00:19:50,667 --> 00:19:51,625 - Oh. 553 00:19:51,668 --> 00:19:52,713 - So exciting. 554 00:19:52,756 --> 00:19:54,889 - Oh, no, it's mike's parents. 555 00:19:54,932 --> 00:19:56,804 His mother doesn't know how to end a sentence, 556 00:19:56,847 --> 00:19:58,284 Let alone a conversation. Just do me a favor. 557 00:19:58,327 --> 00:20:00,503 I have to talk to my friends for a minute, 558 00:20:00,547 --> 00:20:02,244 So just take care of the martins for me, all right? 559 00:20:02,288 --> 00:20:03,419 I don't care what you have to do. 560 00:20:03,463 --> 00:20:05,116 Just keep 'em away from me. 561 00:20:05,160 --> 00:20:08,163 Let's go in here. 562 00:20:11,297 --> 00:20:13,560 - Hello. What's going on? 563 00:20:13,603 --> 00:20:15,431 Is this some sort of marine thing? 564 00:20:15,475 --> 00:20:16,476 - We're looking for our son. 565 00:20:16,519 --> 00:20:17,477 Oof! 566 00:20:17,520 --> 00:20:19,957 - Oh, no! - [screams] 567 00:20:20,001 --> 00:20:22,003 [both screaming] 568 00:20:29,967 --> 00:20:30,925 - So what is the problem? 569 00:20:30,968 --> 00:20:32,622 - We can't tell you. 570 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:33,623 - Why not? 571 00:20:33,667 --> 00:20:35,234 - We can't tell you. 572 00:20:35,277 --> 00:20:36,757 - It's just that when you were at the b & b, 573 00:20:36,800 --> 00:20:39,150 Something got loose. 574 00:20:39,194 --> 00:20:40,804 - Got loo-- what kind of something? 575 00:20:40,848 --> 00:20:43,067 - Uh, we can't tell you that, either. 576 00:20:43,111 --> 00:20:44,634 - Pete, if this is about me getting remarried-- 577 00:20:44,678 --> 00:20:46,114 - Wait, wait, whoa. 578 00:20:46,157 --> 00:20:47,985 What? No, okay? Scout's honor. 579 00:20:48,029 --> 00:20:50,074 - You were kicked out of the scouts when you were ten. 580 00:20:50,118 --> 00:20:51,641 - I did not start that fire. 581 00:20:51,685 --> 00:20:53,034 - Look, amanda, trust me. 582 00:20:53,077 --> 00:20:54,122 This isn't about you. 583 00:20:54,165 --> 00:20:55,819 - Then why are you here? 584 00:20:55,863 --> 00:20:57,386 - Look, it's need-to-know, major. 585 00:20:57,430 --> 00:21:02,043 And you don't need to know. 586 00:21:02,086 --> 00:21:03,914 - Fine, fine. 587 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:05,307 Whatever this problem is, 588 00:21:05,351 --> 00:21:06,787 What are you gonna do to fix it? 589 00:21:06,830 --> 00:21:08,092 Or can you not tell me that, either? 590 00:21:08,136 --> 00:21:10,225 - We just need to search your bag. 591 00:21:10,269 --> 00:21:11,966 It's actually that bag. 592 00:21:12,009 --> 00:21:13,620 Pete? 593 00:21:13,663 --> 00:21:15,535 It's a great dress. 594 00:21:15,578 --> 00:21:17,754 Really. 595 00:21:17,798 --> 00:21:19,103 Sorry. 596 00:21:19,147 --> 00:21:21,541 - [gasps] 597 00:21:21,584 --> 00:21:24,152 My sandy alomar junior signed baseball? 598 00:21:24,195 --> 00:21:25,414 - Backup plan. 599 00:21:25,458 --> 00:21:27,460 I wasn't sure the comic book would work. 600 00:21:27,503 --> 00:21:29,679 So does this have something to do with your new job? 601 00:21:29,723 --> 00:21:30,854 Why you're in "you-nee-ville"? 602 00:21:30,898 --> 00:21:32,334 - "uh-neh-ville." 603 00:21:32,378 --> 00:21:33,857 - So you weren't lying. It really is a promotion. 604 00:21:33,901 --> 00:21:36,730 - Ha-ha! Ha, ha, ha! 605 00:21:36,773 --> 00:21:39,123 [humming triumphantly] 606 00:21:39,167 --> 00:21:41,387 Behold! 607 00:21:41,430 --> 00:21:43,171 [chuckles] Bee-hold. 608 00:21:43,214 --> 00:21:45,086 - Bee-hold, I-- - Yeah. 609 00:21:45,129 --> 00:21:47,393 - All right, yeah. 610 00:21:47,436 --> 00:21:51,353 Um, you might, uh, you might wanna duck. 611 00:21:51,397 --> 00:21:52,920 [beeping] 612 00:21:52,963 --> 00:21:55,357 - Welp, there you go. Bam. 613 00:21:55,401 --> 00:21:58,447 Well, no dead bodies, no mass destruction, 614 00:21:58,491 --> 00:22:00,754 No swarm of killer bees, although I gotta tell ya, 615 00:22:00,797 --> 00:22:01,755 It did cross my mind. 616 00:22:01,798 --> 00:22:02,843 - So much for Artie's law. 617 00:22:02,886 --> 00:22:05,324 - What was that? Some kind of weapon? 618 00:22:05,367 --> 00:22:09,240 - Uh, that is your wedding being saved. 619 00:22:09,284 --> 00:22:12,635 - Okay, so the good news is, is that it is over. 620 00:22:12,679 --> 00:22:15,725 - All right, then. Thank you for... 621 00:22:15,769 --> 00:22:17,597 Taking care of whatever that was. 622 00:22:17,640 --> 00:22:19,207 - Yeah, yeah. Um, no worries. 623 00:22:19,250 --> 00:22:22,079 Listen, uh, we're sorry to barge in like that. 624 00:22:22,123 --> 00:22:24,821 And, uh, you shalln't see me again. 625 00:22:24,865 --> 00:22:27,215 [nervous chuckle] 626 00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:29,609 - Pete. 627 00:22:29,652 --> 00:22:34,135 Um, could I talk to you for a second? 628 00:22:34,178 --> 00:22:35,745 - I'm gonna go see if there's a moat. 629 00:22:35,789 --> 00:22:37,225 I hope there's a moat because I really-- 630 00:22:37,268 --> 00:22:39,706 I love the-- the moats. 631 00:22:39,749 --> 00:22:42,578 - She loves moats. 632 00:22:42,622 --> 00:22:44,537 - Chaaarrrge! 633 00:22:44,580 --> 00:22:47,148 [men shouting] 634 00:22:47,191 --> 00:22:48,454 - Well, now that we're stealthy, 635 00:22:48,497 --> 00:22:49,629 Do you have any ideas how to find this flask 636 00:22:49,672 --> 00:22:50,630 In a haystack? 637 00:22:50,673 --> 00:22:51,631 - I don't know, mingle? 638 00:22:51,674 --> 00:22:53,110 See if there's anyone here 639 00:22:53,154 --> 00:22:54,938 Taking this whole reenactment business too seriously? 640 00:22:54,982 --> 00:22:57,637 - Run, ya scurvy yanks, run! 641 00:22:57,680 --> 00:22:59,029 - [screaming wildly] 642 00:22:59,073 --> 00:23:01,423 - I kinda think showing up covers that category. 643 00:23:01,467 --> 00:23:03,599 - Okay, nix the negativity, all right, sand master? 644 00:23:03,643 --> 00:23:05,558 Think of it like when you were a kid, you know? 645 00:23:05,601 --> 00:23:06,689 Get into it. 646 00:23:06,733 --> 00:23:08,387 Oh, what, there was no make-believe 647 00:23:08,430 --> 00:23:09,649 In your mysterious past? 648 00:23:09,692 --> 00:23:12,129 I say we hoist a musket and enter the fray. 649 00:23:12,173 --> 00:23:13,696 - And I say that we talk to that guy. 650 00:23:13,740 --> 00:23:17,308 [cannon blasts] 651 00:23:17,352 --> 00:23:18,962 - Did you know the guy who hit you? 652 00:23:19,006 --> 00:23:20,442 - It was private johnson. 653 00:23:20,486 --> 00:23:22,488 Guy went crazy right in the middle of a skirmish. 654 00:23:22,531 --> 00:23:24,707 Started punchin' other players 655 00:23:24,751 --> 00:23:26,361 And hitting 'em with the butt of his rifle. 656 00:23:26,405 --> 00:23:28,755 I mean, we have rules against that sort of thing. 657 00:23:28,798 --> 00:23:30,452 - Was he drinking out of a flask? 658 00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:31,671 - Well, I--you know, I suppose so. 659 00:23:31,714 --> 00:23:33,542 I mean, we all are. 660 00:23:33,586 --> 00:23:35,805 [chuckles] It's about half the fun. 661 00:23:35,849 --> 00:23:37,372 - [grunts] 662 00:23:37,416 --> 00:23:38,939 - You're dead, rebel! - Huh? 663 00:23:38,982 --> 00:23:41,245 - So are you, yank! 664 00:23:41,289 --> 00:23:43,422 - [groaning] 665 00:23:43,465 --> 00:23:45,249 Long live abe lincoln! 666 00:23:45,293 --> 00:23:47,469 [chokes] 667 00:23:47,513 --> 00:23:50,820 - What? I'm getting into this. 668 00:23:50,864 --> 00:23:51,865 - Hey, lie down. 669 00:23:51,908 --> 00:23:53,257 You're dead. 670 00:23:53,301 --> 00:23:55,216 - Huh? No. Oh, no, I'm not dead. 671 00:23:55,259 --> 00:23:56,652 I'm just-- I'm just wounded. 672 00:23:56,696 --> 00:23:58,349 Yeah, oh, in the leg, I think. 673 00:23:58,393 --> 00:24:00,003 Yeah, it's--it's cool. I can still fight. 674 00:24:00,047 --> 00:24:02,049 - Hey, do you know how much it cost 675 00:24:02,092 --> 00:24:03,442 To defoliate these trees 676 00:24:03,485 --> 00:24:05,444 To make it look like the battle of shiloh? 677 00:24:05,487 --> 00:24:07,184 We're committed professionals. 678 00:24:07,228 --> 00:24:10,927 And you, rebel dog, are dead. 679 00:24:10,971 --> 00:24:12,146 - All right. 680 00:24:12,189 --> 00:24:13,669 Don't get your long johns in a bunch. 681 00:24:13,713 --> 00:24:14,888 I'm going. 682 00:24:14,931 --> 00:24:17,107 - So, now, if you're dead, 683 00:24:17,151 --> 00:24:19,762 Does that mean you're still the senior agent here? 684 00:24:19,806 --> 00:24:23,070 - Just find johnson. 685 00:24:23,113 --> 00:24:26,377 Look for the craziest guy out here. 686 00:24:26,421 --> 00:24:28,815 - So Pete, 687 00:24:28,858 --> 00:24:32,166 I just wanted to say that I'm sorry, too. 688 00:24:32,209 --> 00:24:34,777 What you said back at "you-nee-ville"-- 689 00:24:34,821 --> 00:24:35,778 - "uh-neh-ville." - Stop that. 690 00:24:35,822 --> 00:24:38,738 - Right. 691 00:24:38,781 --> 00:24:40,522 - It wasn't all your fault. 692 00:24:40,566 --> 00:24:42,568 I-- 693 00:24:42,611 --> 00:24:45,222 It was easy at the time to blame your drinking, 694 00:24:45,266 --> 00:24:47,224 But... 695 00:24:47,268 --> 00:24:49,400 Takes two to screw up a tango. 696 00:24:49,444 --> 00:24:52,752 - Yeah, well, I was never really much of a pacino. 697 00:24:52,795 --> 00:24:54,971 I was more of a tom cruise, you know. 698 00:24:55,015 --> 00:24:56,712 - Yeah, you're maverick. I remember. 699 00:24:56,756 --> 00:24:58,584 - Thank you. 700 00:24:58,627 --> 00:25:01,325 - The thing is... 701 00:25:01,369 --> 00:25:04,328 Back then, I just... 702 00:25:04,372 --> 00:25:06,896 I just wanted so much. I wanted to do so much. 703 00:25:06,940 --> 00:25:09,246 And I couldn't let anything get in my way, 704 00:25:09,290 --> 00:25:12,293 Including you. 705 00:25:12,336 --> 00:25:17,516 Maybe if I hadn't been so headstrong... 706 00:25:17,559 --> 00:25:20,649 Who knows? 707 00:25:20,693 --> 00:25:23,347 - Yeah. 708 00:25:23,391 --> 00:25:24,914 But hey. [laughs] 709 00:25:24,958 --> 00:25:26,786 Look at you now, major. 710 00:25:26,829 --> 00:25:30,050 Um, got your cinderella dress. 711 00:25:30,093 --> 00:25:32,618 I've never seen you look happier. 712 00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:39,973 I-I think-- I think things worked out 713 00:25:40,016 --> 00:25:42,889 Exactly the way they were supposed to. 714 00:25:42,932 --> 00:25:44,586 [door opens] 715 00:25:44,630 --> 00:25:46,153 - Amanda, have you seen my parents? 716 00:25:46,196 --> 00:25:47,589 I can't find them anywhere. 717 00:25:47,633 --> 00:25:48,721 Hey. - Hey. 718 00:25:48,764 --> 00:25:50,331 - Aren't you-- isn't he, uh-- 719 00:25:50,374 --> 00:25:51,724 - Pete, yeah. 720 00:25:51,767 --> 00:25:53,116 - Pete. - Yes. 721 00:25:53,160 --> 00:25:54,640 - Glad you could make it. Good to finally meet ya. 722 00:25:54,683 --> 00:25:56,816 - Oh, well, you just had to be nice, didn't you? 723 00:25:56,859 --> 00:25:58,687 - Pete was-- 724 00:25:58,731 --> 00:26:00,950 - Listen, michael, uh, 725 00:26:00,994 --> 00:26:05,476 You got yourself a fine little major there, so. 726 00:26:05,520 --> 00:26:06,695 - Thank you. 727 00:26:06,739 --> 00:26:10,307 [sad music] 728 00:26:10,351 --> 00:26:11,744 - Why don't you and I go find your parents? 729 00:26:11,787 --> 00:26:12,962 - Yeah. 730 00:26:13,006 --> 00:26:14,834 - I am just dying to chat with your mom. 731 00:26:14,877 --> 00:26:16,662 - So that was the groom, huh? 732 00:26:16,705 --> 00:26:18,707 - Yeah, can you believe it? 733 00:26:18,751 --> 00:26:20,753 - Well, your ex definitely has a type. 734 00:26:20,796 --> 00:26:22,450 - [laughs] uh, what? 735 00:26:22,493 --> 00:26:24,365 You think that guy looks like me, 736 00:26:24,408 --> 00:26:26,715 With the hair and the square jaw 737 00:26:26,759 --> 00:26:28,587 And the captain america attitude? 738 00:26:28,630 --> 00:26:29,805 Please. 739 00:26:29,849 --> 00:26:32,721 I'm so much cooler than that. 740 00:26:32,765 --> 00:26:35,028 - It's the weirdest thing. 741 00:26:35,071 --> 00:26:36,725 My folks, they just disappeared. 742 00:26:36,769 --> 00:26:38,379 - We'll find them, michael, all right? 743 00:26:38,422 --> 00:26:39,772 Nobody gets in or out of here until we do. 744 00:26:39,815 --> 00:26:42,557 - [sighs] I'm gonna go look for them. 745 00:26:42,601 --> 00:26:43,689 You just stay here and do 746 00:26:43,732 --> 00:26:44,907 Whatever it is that brides do, okay? 747 00:26:44,951 --> 00:26:48,607 - And when we find them, at exactly 1500 hours, 748 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:49,651 Come hell or high water 749 00:26:49,695 --> 00:26:51,522 Or in-laws or exes, 750 00:26:51,566 --> 00:26:54,047 We are getting married. 751 00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:57,093 And I'll finally be mrs. Michael martin. 752 00:26:57,137 --> 00:26:59,748 - And I will finally own you, woman. 753 00:26:59,792 --> 00:27:01,532 - [snickers] 754 00:27:01,576 --> 00:27:04,623 [echoing voice] No one gets in or out of here. 755 00:27:04,666 --> 00:27:06,581 - [echoing voice] I'll finally own you, woman. 756 00:27:06,625 --> 00:27:08,409 - Come on, let's go. 757 00:27:08,452 --> 00:27:09,671 - Okay. 758 00:27:09,715 --> 00:27:11,020 - Whoa, hi. 759 00:27:11,064 --> 00:27:13,153 Excuse us. 760 00:27:13,196 --> 00:27:15,155 - Nobody in or out. - That's what she said. 761 00:27:15,198 --> 00:27:16,199 - Okay. 762 00:27:16,243 --> 00:27:20,682 Excuse u-- 763 00:27:20,726 --> 00:27:21,901 Look, marines. 764 00:27:21,944 --> 00:27:23,424 There's no reason to get worked up here. 765 00:27:23,467 --> 00:27:25,252 We were just leaving, and I-- 766 00:27:25,295 --> 00:27:26,688 - Pete? - I'm all right. 767 00:27:26,732 --> 00:27:30,344 - No, no, I mean, Pete! 768 00:27:30,387 --> 00:27:32,607 - Nice hats. 769 00:27:32,651 --> 00:27:33,695 - Run! 770 00:27:33,739 --> 00:27:35,697 - [both screaming] 771 00:27:35,741 --> 00:27:38,657 [ominous music] 772 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:41,616 ♪ 773 00:27:41,660 --> 00:27:42,661 [door slams] - Help me! 774 00:27:42,704 --> 00:27:45,620 [grunts] 775 00:27:45,664 --> 00:27:46,621 [banging on door] 776 00:27:46,665 --> 00:27:50,799 - Artie's law. - Oh, yeah. 777 00:27:50,843 --> 00:27:52,714 - [high-pitched voice] "it's a wedding, Pete. 778 00:27:52,758 --> 00:27:54,324 Why would we need our teslas?" 779 00:27:54,368 --> 00:27:56,892 - What is this, Pete? 780 00:28:06,728 --> 00:28:07,860 - [grunts] 781 00:28:07,903 --> 00:28:09,035 Where'd the rest of them go? 782 00:28:09,078 --> 00:28:10,993 - What the hell is happening? 783 00:28:11,037 --> 00:28:12,778 Michael is out there, and his parents. 784 00:28:12,821 --> 00:28:13,953 - I'm sorry, but right now, 785 00:28:13,996 --> 00:28:15,694 I'm worried about the guys with swords. 786 00:28:15,737 --> 00:28:17,086 - Spit it out, Lattimer. 787 00:28:17,130 --> 00:28:18,871 I assume this is all being caused by your little 788 00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:20,220 Top-secret whatever-it-is. 789 00:28:20,263 --> 00:28:21,787 - I told you, need-to-know. 790 00:28:21,830 --> 00:28:23,049 - Given that we're being attacked 791 00:28:23,092 --> 00:28:24,572 By my own wedding party, 792 00:28:24,615 --> 00:28:26,661 I'm pretty sure I need to know. 793 00:28:29,272 --> 00:28:31,840 - The beehive artifact once belonged to a female pharaoh 794 00:28:31,884 --> 00:28:33,799 Who ruled egypt around 1479 b.C.E., 795 00:28:33,842 --> 00:28:35,061 Hatshepsut. 796 00:28:35,104 --> 00:28:36,192 - Bless you. - Uh, what? No. 797 00:28:36,236 --> 00:28:37,628 That wasn't a sneeze. 798 00:28:37,672 --> 00:28:39,935 That was the female pharaoh's name, hatshepsut. 799 00:28:39,979 --> 00:28:41,763 So hatshepsut created the artifact 800 00:28:41,807 --> 00:28:44,853 Using the pheromones of honey bees. 801 00:28:44,897 --> 00:28:47,769 - Well, beehive, bee. It makes sense. 802 00:28:47,813 --> 00:28:50,467 - Yes, and then she would prick herself with the bee 803 00:28:50,511 --> 00:28:53,383 And then inject the stinger, really, into her body. 804 00:28:53,427 --> 00:28:54,907 - She became the queen bee. 805 00:28:54,950 --> 00:28:56,082 - Precisely. Ah-choo! 806 00:28:56,125 --> 00:28:57,953 - What about her? 807 00:28:57,997 --> 00:28:59,259 - What about who? 808 00:28:59,302 --> 00:29:01,783 - You--you just said hatshepsut. 809 00:29:01,827 --> 00:29:03,132 - Oh, no, that-- that was a sneeze. 810 00:29:03,176 --> 00:29:06,092 - Wait, you-- you said stinger. 811 00:29:06,135 --> 00:29:11,793 Artie, you-- you did say stinger. 812 00:29:11,837 --> 00:29:13,926 Okay, Artie, I'm looking at this bee, 813 00:29:13,969 --> 00:29:16,450 And there is no stinger. 814 00:29:16,493 --> 00:29:18,931 [ominous music] 815 00:29:18,974 --> 00:29:22,151 - Fire! [cannons blast] 816 00:29:22,195 --> 00:29:25,938 [men shouting] 817 00:29:27,374 --> 00:29:29,724 - Forward! 818 00:29:29,768 --> 00:29:31,508 - Die, scum! 819 00:29:31,552 --> 00:29:33,032 Come on, you rebel dog! 820 00:29:33,075 --> 00:29:34,947 - Dude, what the hell? I shot you. 821 00:29:34,990 --> 00:29:36,949 - Come on, you rebel dog. Fight like a man. 822 00:29:36,992 --> 00:29:37,950 - Come on, man, put the gun down. 823 00:29:37,993 --> 00:29:38,951 I killed you. 824 00:29:38,994 --> 00:29:40,822 - You mock me, traitor. 825 00:29:40,866 --> 00:29:44,260 But I shall be victorious for my great country! 826 00:29:44,304 --> 00:29:45,827 - No, no, no. 827 00:29:45,871 --> 00:29:48,351 I have come to aid you, brother. 828 00:29:48,395 --> 00:29:50,397 Together we will-- - To hell with this. 829 00:29:50,440 --> 00:29:52,747 - Hey! 830 00:29:52,791 --> 00:29:54,749 Johnson, listen. 831 00:29:54,793 --> 00:29:56,838 I'm not actually a reenactor. 832 00:29:56,882 --> 00:29:59,145 The truth is you've got something very dangerous. 833 00:29:59,188 --> 00:30:00,450 Agh! 834 00:30:00,494 --> 00:30:02,061 - Die, scum! 835 00:30:02,104 --> 00:30:03,323 - Stop! 836 00:30:03,366 --> 00:30:05,020 [Southern accent] Stop, sir, I beg of you. 837 00:30:05,064 --> 00:30:06,761 You would not raise your hand against a lady, 838 00:30:06,805 --> 00:30:07,806 Would you? 839 00:30:07,849 --> 00:30:09,068 - I would never harm a woman. 840 00:30:09,111 --> 00:30:11,026 But I intend to kill this scurvy grayback. 841 00:30:11,070 --> 00:30:13,899 - 'fraid not. - [grunting] 842 00:30:16,597 --> 00:30:17,903 - Told you I was laverne. 843 00:30:17,946 --> 00:30:19,687 Such a laverne move. 844 00:30:19,730 --> 00:30:21,602 [laughing] Come on, shirley. 845 00:30:21,645 --> 00:30:24,779 - [grunts] 846 00:30:24,823 --> 00:30:26,650 - What? Oh, the mini-tesla? 847 00:30:26,694 --> 00:30:28,783 It's my own design. It's pretty cool, huh? 848 00:30:28,827 --> 00:30:31,786 Dude, that should be your drag name, minnie tesla. 849 00:30:34,267 --> 00:30:35,964 [sighs] Okay, they have these outfits 850 00:30:36,008 --> 00:30:37,879 For the female reenactors. 851 00:30:37,923 --> 00:30:41,013 I figured if I could-- 852 00:30:41,056 --> 00:30:42,971 What? What? What'd I do? 853 00:30:43,015 --> 00:30:44,886 - No, uh, no, no, no, no. 854 00:30:44,930 --> 00:30:47,106 It's not--it's-- nothing, it's not you. 855 00:30:47,149 --> 00:30:49,891 It's just that for a second there, 856 00:30:49,935 --> 00:30:52,981 You were a lot like my big sister. 857 00:30:53,025 --> 00:30:55,766 You know, she used to save my butt a lot 858 00:30:55,810 --> 00:30:56,985 When we were little. 859 00:30:57,029 --> 00:30:59,770 - So you do have a past. 860 00:30:59,814 --> 00:31:01,511 And a sister. Well, tell. 861 00:31:01,555 --> 00:31:02,861 What's she like? Where's she live? 862 00:31:02,904 --> 00:31:04,166 What's she do? Details. 863 00:31:04,210 --> 00:31:06,952 - No, she... 864 00:31:06,995 --> 00:31:09,215 Well, she died, claud, a while back. 865 00:31:09,258 --> 00:31:12,479 [sad music] 866 00:31:12,522 --> 00:31:14,916 - How do I always do that with you? 867 00:31:14,960 --> 00:31:18,485 God, I'm sorry, jinksy. 868 00:31:18,528 --> 00:31:19,834 - It's okay, really. 869 00:31:19,878 --> 00:31:22,663 It's, uh, it's all good. 870 00:31:22,706 --> 00:31:25,318 Right, well, let's, um, 871 00:31:25,361 --> 00:31:29,757 Snag it and bag it and get the hell outta here. 872 00:31:29,800 --> 00:31:31,759 What all else do you have in there? 873 00:31:31,802 --> 00:31:34,936 - I got a pb&j, if you're hungry. 874 00:31:39,071 --> 00:31:43,292 - Forget I asked. 875 00:31:43,336 --> 00:31:44,903 - Damn trekkies. 876 00:31:44,946 --> 00:31:46,078 Always crashing the party, 877 00:31:46,121 --> 00:31:50,212 Pretending they're time-travelers. 878 00:31:50,256 --> 00:31:54,042 - Pft, what a nerd. 879 00:31:54,086 --> 00:31:56,436 - Tell me you found it. 880 00:31:56,479 --> 00:31:57,785 - Sort of. 881 00:31:57,828 --> 00:31:59,091 Uh, amanda's been stung. 882 00:31:59,134 --> 00:32:00,831 - Did she touch anyone? 883 00:32:00,875 --> 00:32:04,009 - Aside from her whole bridal party, no. 884 00:32:04,052 --> 00:32:05,836 - I'm thinking the finger is the source of the infection, 885 00:32:05,880 --> 00:32:07,708 So don't let her touch anyone else with it. 886 00:32:07,751 --> 00:32:08,883 - Artie, we checked her finger. 887 00:32:08,927 --> 00:32:10,189 There's no sign of the stinger. 888 00:32:10,232 --> 00:32:11,973 - Yeah, it makes its way through the body. 889 00:32:12,017 --> 00:32:13,192 It targets the glands, 890 00:32:13,235 --> 00:32:14,671 And it causes the pheromone production. 891 00:32:14,715 --> 00:32:16,021 And then, whenever she touches anyone, 892 00:32:16,064 --> 00:32:17,979 She immediately creates these worker bees 893 00:32:18,023 --> 00:32:19,285 Who become slavishly devoted 894 00:32:19,328 --> 00:32:20,895 To her every need and protection. 895 00:32:20,939 --> 00:32:22,114 - Is that why they're chasing us? 896 00:32:22,157 --> 00:32:23,942 - [chuckling] well, you know, probably. 897 00:32:23,985 --> 00:32:25,334 Because you're seen as a threat. 898 00:32:25,378 --> 00:32:28,772 And--oh, wait, wait, wait. 899 00:32:28,816 --> 00:32:29,773 Yes, yes. 900 00:32:29,817 --> 00:32:31,819 It appears that things 901 00:32:31,862 --> 00:32:33,952 Went very badly for hatshepsut. 902 00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:35,736 You know, I'm-- I-I must say, 903 00:32:35,779 --> 00:32:38,391 I'm rather impressed with how quickly my, uh, 904 00:32:38,434 --> 00:32:40,784 Hieroglyphic reading skills have come back to me. 905 00:32:40,828 --> 00:32:43,787 - Artie, just please figure out how to get the stinger out. 906 00:32:43,831 --> 00:32:44,963 - Consider it done. 907 00:32:45,006 --> 00:32:46,355 - I'm gonna go find michael. 908 00:32:46,399 --> 00:32:47,617 - Wait, no, no, no, no, no. 909 00:32:47,661 --> 00:32:50,316 No, it's too dangerous, okay? 910 00:32:50,359 --> 00:32:51,795 Everything's gonna be fine. I promise. 911 00:32:51,839 --> 00:32:54,233 We'll figure this out, even if I have to-- 912 00:32:54,276 --> 00:32:55,625 [snaps] X-ray. 913 00:32:55,669 --> 00:32:57,540 That's what we'll do. We'll x-ray her. 914 00:32:57,584 --> 00:32:58,889 It'll show us where the stinger is. 915 00:32:58,933 --> 00:33:01,066 All we have to do is get her to the hospital, 916 00:33:01,109 --> 00:33:03,285 Find the stinger, and get it out. 917 00:33:03,329 --> 00:33:04,939 - That's great. That's a great idea. 918 00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,549 I don't suppose you packed any tear gas 919 00:33:06,593 --> 00:33:10,901 To get past the homicidal bridal party, did ya? 920 00:33:10,945 --> 00:33:12,207 - I left it in my other pants. 921 00:33:12,251 --> 00:33:14,253 - [sighs] 922 00:33:17,908 --> 00:33:20,389 - Ugh! 923 00:33:23,784 --> 00:33:26,700 [sneaky music] 924 00:33:26,743 --> 00:33:34,751 ♪ 925 00:33:38,842 --> 00:33:42,020 - Stop, stop! 926 00:33:42,063 --> 00:33:44,065 - [women grunting] 927 00:33:44,109 --> 00:33:46,024 - Stop! 928 00:33:46,067 --> 00:33:48,026 What are they doing? 929 00:33:48,069 --> 00:33:50,028 - What are they doing? 930 00:33:55,859 --> 00:33:57,861 - Well, don't look at it. 931 00:33:57,905 --> 00:33:58,993 We'll--we'll fix it later. 932 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,864 First we gotta get out of here. Come on! 933 00:34:00,908 --> 00:34:03,998 - Those chairs are rented. 934 00:34:04,042 --> 00:34:05,913 - Amanda! 935 00:34:05,956 --> 00:34:07,523 - Come on! - [women grunting] 936 00:34:07,567 --> 00:34:09,221 - Amanda! 937 00:34:09,264 --> 00:34:11,092 Amanda! 938 00:34:11,136 --> 00:34:13,877 - Michael! Mike--stop! 939 00:34:13,921 --> 00:34:16,010 - Oof! 940 00:34:16,054 --> 00:34:19,057 - As your pharaoh--pharaohess, I command you to stop! 941 00:34:21,537 --> 00:34:23,278 [Marines] - Hup, hup, hup. 942 00:34:23,322 --> 00:34:25,802 - Obviously, that means something completely different 943 00:34:25,846 --> 00:34:27,413 In ancient egyptian. 944 00:34:27,456 --> 00:34:28,979 [Marines] - Hup, hup, hup. 945 00:34:29,023 --> 00:34:31,069 Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup. 946 00:34:31,112 --> 00:34:33,549 Hup, hup, hup. Hup, hup, hup, 947 00:34:33,593 --> 00:34:36,639 Hup, hup, hup, hup, hup, hup... 948 00:34:39,338 --> 00:34:41,079 - What's going on? 949 00:34:41,122 --> 00:34:42,210 - I don't really see them. 950 00:34:42,254 --> 00:34:43,907 [all talking at once] 951 00:34:43,951 --> 00:34:45,170 - Let's go around. 952 00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:47,215 [talking continues] 953 00:34:55,963 --> 00:34:57,443 - I give up. When it comes to this-- 954 00:34:57,486 --> 00:34:58,835 - Boogety-boogety? 955 00:34:58,879 --> 00:35:00,228 - Yeah, when it comes to the boogety-boogety, 956 00:35:00,272 --> 00:35:01,664 I'm pretty sure you outrank me. 957 00:35:01,708 --> 00:35:02,665 - Hey, Artie? 958 00:35:02,709 --> 00:35:04,145 - Oh, major, that's so sweet. 959 00:35:04,189 --> 00:35:06,408 - All right, so what's our plan? 960 00:35:06,452 --> 00:35:08,802 - Plan? Right, right. The--the plan-- 961 00:35:08,845 --> 00:35:10,456 I will tell you the plan. 962 00:35:10,499 --> 00:35:12,022 I just have to ask Myka a question first. 963 00:35:12,066 --> 00:35:13,502 [whispering urgently] What's the plan? 964 00:35:13,546 --> 00:35:14,764 - So Artie, what's the plan? 965 00:35:14,808 --> 00:35:16,723 Why wouldn't they listen to their queen? 966 00:35:16,766 --> 00:35:17,854 Amanda gave them an order. 967 00:35:17,898 --> 00:35:19,465 - Well, hatshepsut tried the same thing. 968 00:35:19,508 --> 00:35:20,770 But by then, her subjects had become 969 00:35:20,814 --> 00:35:22,163 So obsessively devoted to her 970 00:35:22,207 --> 00:35:23,686 That they just took it on themselves 971 00:35:23,730 --> 00:35:25,035 To protect her from anyone. 972 00:35:25,079 --> 00:35:27,125 - Well, michael's her fiancé. 973 00:35:27,168 --> 00:35:28,648 - Yes, well, her husband-to-be most of all, 974 00:35:28,691 --> 00:35:29,910 Because as a male, 975 00:35:29,953 --> 00:35:31,564 He would have taken her place as pharaoh 976 00:35:31,607 --> 00:35:34,001 If they'd gotten married. 977 00:35:34,044 --> 00:35:35,785 - What did they do to him? 978 00:35:35,829 --> 00:35:38,005 - They... 979 00:35:38,048 --> 00:35:40,747 I think it says mummified him alive, 980 00:35:40,790 --> 00:35:44,359 But I'm a little loopy from the cold medicine. 981 00:35:44,403 --> 00:35:45,404 - No! 982 00:35:45,447 --> 00:35:46,405 - Amanda, no! 983 00:35:46,448 --> 00:35:47,580 - That sounds bad. 984 00:35:47,623 --> 00:35:48,929 - Uh, call me back. 985 00:35:48,972 --> 00:35:52,062 [dramatic music] 986 00:35:52,106 --> 00:35:53,281 ♪ 987 00:35:53,325 --> 00:35:54,804 Hey, look out! 988 00:35:54,848 --> 00:35:56,371 - Oof! 989 00:35:56,415 --> 00:35:58,460 - Ugh! - [women grunting] 990 00:35:58,504 --> 00:35:59,679 - Oof! 991 00:35:59,722 --> 00:36:02,377 - Ohhhh! 992 00:36:02,421 --> 00:36:04,423 - [men grunting] 993 00:36:09,428 --> 00:36:11,343 - Sandy. 994 00:36:11,386 --> 00:36:13,432 - Thanks. [groans] 995 00:36:13,475 --> 00:36:16,217 - Don't thank me. Go save my fiancé. 996 00:36:16,261 --> 00:36:18,654 - That's something you rarely hear your ex-wife say. 997 00:36:18,698 --> 00:36:19,916 - Ugh! 998 00:36:19,960 --> 00:36:21,266 - This time, stay down. 999 00:36:21,309 --> 00:36:22,789 - Shouldn't you be seating people? 1000 00:36:22,832 --> 00:36:26,271 [grunting] 1001 00:36:26,314 --> 00:36:27,228 - [groans] 1002 00:36:27,272 --> 00:36:30,797 [Farnsworth buzzing] 1003 00:36:33,191 --> 00:36:35,802 - Hey, look out! 1004 00:36:35,845 --> 00:36:39,066 - Ten-hut! 1005 00:36:39,109 --> 00:36:40,110 Really? 1006 00:36:40,154 --> 00:36:42,243 [laughs] 1007 00:36:42,287 --> 00:36:44,767 - Ugh. 1008 00:36:44,811 --> 00:36:45,768 - I found it! 1009 00:36:45,812 --> 00:36:47,335 Use the bee. It's a magnet. 1010 00:36:47,379 --> 00:36:50,382 It'll draw the stinger out at her left clavicle. 1011 00:36:50,425 --> 00:36:52,166 [eerie music] 1012 00:36:52,210 --> 00:36:53,689 - Hey, hey, hey! 1013 00:36:53,733 --> 00:36:55,735 I said ten-hut! About-face! 1014 00:36:55,778 --> 00:36:57,171 We're on our own, kiddo. 1015 00:36:57,215 --> 00:37:00,174 - [men grunting] 1016 00:37:06,267 --> 00:37:07,747 - Ugh! 1017 00:37:07,790 --> 00:37:09,314 - Okay. 1018 00:37:09,357 --> 00:37:12,447 Now, this may hurt... 1019 00:37:12,491 --> 00:37:14,493 Just a little. 1020 00:37:23,589 --> 00:37:27,332 [exhales sharply] 1021 00:37:27,375 --> 00:37:30,378 And... 1022 00:37:30,422 --> 00:37:31,727 Agh! 1023 00:37:31,771 --> 00:37:34,382 [laughs] 1024 00:37:38,560 --> 00:37:41,041 - [wedding party groaning] 1025 00:37:48,004 --> 00:37:49,484 - You know, 1026 00:37:49,528 --> 00:37:52,052 I would have just sent you the ring. 1027 00:37:52,095 --> 00:37:53,793 - Yeah. Next time. 1028 00:37:53,836 --> 00:37:55,621 - Next time? 1029 00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:06,240 [birds chirping] 1030 00:38:06,284 --> 00:38:09,243 [Baroque instrumental music] 1031 00:38:09,287 --> 00:38:17,295 ♪ 1032 00:38:31,831 --> 00:38:33,659 - [whispering] there was a bit of a problem 1033 00:38:33,702 --> 00:38:35,313 With the, um, the bridal party. 1034 00:38:35,356 --> 00:38:37,445 - [quietly] mushrooms. 1035 00:38:37,489 --> 00:38:40,318 Yeah, yeah, uh, everybody ate wild mushrooms 1036 00:38:40,361 --> 00:38:41,623 At their rehearsal brunch 1037 00:38:41,667 --> 00:38:42,929 And kinda went on a bad trip, 1038 00:38:42,972 --> 00:38:45,323 So it was, uh, ugh. Yeah. 1039 00:38:47,586 --> 00:38:50,632 - Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today... 1040 00:38:50,676 --> 00:38:52,373 - You know, I was really hoping I'd hate you. 1041 00:38:52,417 --> 00:38:53,374 - Pete! 1042 00:38:53,418 --> 00:38:55,115 - Pete. - Ow, what? 1043 00:38:55,158 --> 00:38:57,378 What I was trying to say 1044 00:38:57,422 --> 00:38:59,249 Was I wanted to hate him, 1045 00:38:59,293 --> 00:39:02,296 But then I saw him take on those marines with the chairs. 1046 00:39:02,340 --> 00:39:03,645 Hee! Yah! Kah! 1047 00:39:03,689 --> 00:39:05,125 It was-- it was epic. 1048 00:39:05,168 --> 00:39:07,388 - This one-- this one right here-- 1049 00:39:07,432 --> 00:39:09,303 Distinguished valor in combat 1050 00:39:09,347 --> 00:39:10,304 Using rental furniture. 1051 00:39:10,348 --> 00:39:12,306 - Ah. [laughs] 1052 00:39:12,350 --> 00:39:13,960 Nice. 1053 00:39:14,003 --> 00:39:15,701 - Okay, so this wasn't exactly the, um, 1054 00:39:15,744 --> 00:39:17,529 Fairytale wedding that I had pictured, 1055 00:39:17,572 --> 00:39:19,922 But it was, um, memorable. 1056 00:39:19,966 --> 00:39:24,318 - Yes. 1057 00:39:24,362 --> 00:39:28,409 - Thanks, Pete. 1058 00:39:31,978 --> 00:39:35,242 And listen, whatever it is that you two do, 1059 00:39:35,285 --> 00:39:37,026 It's exactly what you were meant to be doing. 1060 00:39:37,070 --> 00:39:40,378 You're a good team. 1061 00:39:40,421 --> 00:39:43,772 - All right, well, uh, 1062 00:39:43,816 --> 00:39:45,557 At ease, major. 1063 00:39:45,600 --> 00:39:47,733 Although I'd have been a colonel by now. 1064 00:39:47,776 --> 00:39:49,430 - Oh. - Oh-ho-ho-ho. 1065 00:39:49,474 --> 00:39:51,301 - Ohhh. - Yeah, what? 1066 00:39:51,345 --> 00:39:52,868 - Ouch, ouch. - Bye. 1067 00:39:52,912 --> 00:39:55,915 - Bye. 1068 00:40:04,314 --> 00:40:09,058 - And there we go. 1069 00:40:09,102 --> 00:40:10,364 Hey, uh... 1070 00:40:10,408 --> 00:40:13,062 So listen, I-I just-- I want to say I'm sorry 1071 00:40:13,106 --> 00:40:14,673 For not telling you about amanda. 1072 00:40:14,716 --> 00:40:16,065 I-I should've. 1073 00:40:16,109 --> 00:40:18,416 - No, it's none of my business. 1074 00:40:18,459 --> 00:40:19,460 - It wasn't the marriage 1075 00:40:19,504 --> 00:40:21,897 That I was trying to keep secret. 1076 00:40:21,941 --> 00:40:23,812 It was me. 1077 00:40:23,856 --> 00:40:27,381 Um, the guy I was before. 1078 00:40:27,425 --> 00:40:28,426 Pete the drunk. 1079 00:40:28,469 --> 00:40:29,688 Pete the loser. 1080 00:40:29,731 --> 00:40:30,819 - You don't have to-- 1081 00:40:30,863 --> 00:40:32,255 - No, Myka, it's true. 1082 00:40:32,299 --> 00:40:34,388 It's, um-- 1083 00:40:34,432 --> 00:40:35,650 You've never met that guy, 1084 00:40:35,694 --> 00:40:37,260 And I don't ever want you to. 1085 00:40:37,304 --> 00:40:38,610 You know, I just-- 1086 00:40:38,653 --> 00:40:41,351 I want you and Artie and Claudia and everyone here 1087 00:40:41,395 --> 00:40:44,311 To know the Pete I am now. 1088 00:40:44,354 --> 00:40:47,357 - Fair enough. 1089 00:40:47,401 --> 00:40:50,143 - Okay. 1090 00:40:50,186 --> 00:40:53,886 - Hey--hey, Pete. That new husband, michael? 1091 00:40:53,929 --> 00:40:57,498 He's a tool. 1092 00:41:03,548 --> 00:41:08,204 - [sighs] 1093 00:41:08,248 --> 00:41:11,120 - That's, um... 1094 00:41:11,164 --> 00:41:12,861 That's why I joined the a.T.F. 1095 00:41:12,905 --> 00:41:14,689 - I-I didn't-- I was just-- 1096 00:41:14,733 --> 00:41:16,822 I-- 1097 00:41:16,865 --> 00:41:17,997 [sighs] 1098 00:41:18,040 --> 00:41:20,913 I'm sorry. 1099 00:41:20,956 --> 00:41:23,611 I'm really sorry, steve. 1100 00:41:23,655 --> 00:41:28,094 - It's okay. 1101 00:41:28,137 --> 00:41:31,010 She, um... 1102 00:41:31,053 --> 00:41:34,100 She was 20. She was your age. 1103 00:41:34,143 --> 00:41:37,146 - I-I-I shouldn't have been digging around. 1104 00:41:37,190 --> 00:41:38,278 You don't have to talk about it 1105 00:41:38,321 --> 00:41:40,323 If you don't want to. 1106 00:41:40,367 --> 00:41:43,370 - No, I think that I want to, 1107 00:41:43,413 --> 00:41:47,374 Laverne. 1108 00:41:47,417 --> 00:41:48,810 You would've liked her. 1109 00:41:48,854 --> 00:41:51,857 Yeah, I think you two would've been good pals. 1110 00:41:55,382 --> 00:41:58,907 God, she was, um... 1111 00:41:58,951 --> 00:42:01,214 Such a hero to me. 1112 00:42:01,257 --> 00:42:03,346 She was funny and smart, 1113 00:42:03,390 --> 00:42:07,263 And she was always... 1114 00:42:07,307 --> 00:42:10,658 Always there for me. 1115 00:42:10,702 --> 00:42:15,271 [laughs] There was this one time... 1116 00:42:15,315 --> 00:42:17,622 Geez, you know, I-- 1117 00:42:17,665 --> 00:42:19,798 I think that you would've done the exact same thing. 1118 00:42:19,841 --> 00:42:22,191 We were-- we were at the park. 1119 00:42:22,235 --> 00:42:23,497 We were shooting hoops. She was, uh-- 1120 00:42:23,541 --> 00:42:25,891 She was short, but she had this amazing layup. 1121 00:42:25,934 --> 00:42:27,196 And these kids came, 1122 00:42:27,240 --> 00:42:28,763 And they were gonna beat the crap out of me, 1123 00:42:28,807 --> 00:42:30,635 And she disappeared, and then all of a sudden... 1124 00:42:30,678 --> 00:42:33,638 [voice fades out] 1125 00:42:33,681 --> 00:42:36,684 Captioning bycaptionmax www.Captionmax.Com